- No. I love being purple! All hail Plankton. SpongeBob SquarePants. [He then looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off the port bow. Yeah. Well, then I guess I can't execute you. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. What? Gary ! I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah Hello, Bikini Bottom! I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction. Do you know what that means? SpongeBob SquarePants. Patrick. - Sorry. Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. What do you call that? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back? - Your crown? We'll see about that. Oh, yeah. I got it! No! Pirate ⚓ Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! Hey, look, free ice cream! Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Promotion . I've been freed! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... ...from A to Y. Sesame seed. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? [A black boat with orange flames drives up; SpongeBob's leg, wearing a black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "S," steps out of the vehicle when it is stopped, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. Pirate ⚓ Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right ✔ here, captain ‍✈️. You're Patrick Star. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? - And what does this crown do? I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. Three cheers for the manager! SpongeBob : [Notices his watch ] I'd better get going ! So nobody knows. Ah, the artist at sea. Let me show you some of its features. The two look through the broken window, and see thugs fighting, becoming drunk, and playing pool. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter] Oh, Mr. Waiter. With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin, I command the two of you to turn into men! This bigger boot saved our lives. Wait. We'll never survive in that trench! Take it easy back there, fellas. Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab]. Your life is in our hands. Yeah! Bald! Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? Puff: We paid nine dollars for this? Hey, look for me at the ceremony! Perch Perkins is on TV , reporting ], Perch Perkins: Hello , Bikini Bottom ⬇! [Mr. Krabs whispers a third time] And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Once it appears, the scene cuts to black and then fades to the ocean water] [The camera swiftly goes over it, including the Nickelodeon Movies logo popping out of the water, then going back in. I'm ready. Run along, I have a crab to cook. "Shell City. Well, that seems simple enough. No! [Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves], [The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon], SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. Today ! All hail Plankton. With my mermaid magic. - We paid $ for this? SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. That's ✔ right ✔, folks . A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country. SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come! Mindy, will you butt out. Artificially colored rocks? Stupid kid. Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? Come here, you. - Yes. I won't let you. ... hazardous... Monster-infested. Dinghy ahoy. [Lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]. We're going to the place where all the action is. SpongeBob and Patrick: Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!! - I paid . Patrick ☘: That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2 ! Mr. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! Promotion. I'm through messing around. Hooray for SpongeBob! I've already hired someone to take care of those two. Plankton: Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. You kids enjoy. Got you covered. SpongeBob: Yeah! Say cheese. I got it. Plankton groans and moans while sweating]. I'm ready. By car. That would be nice. - We're going home. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. - Wing nut. It was a mistake! What about us? Ohhh! Come on, Patrick. Perch Perkins: All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty? How you doing? King Neptune: [places the paper bag back on his head] All right, all right. Yellow, black. - Yeah. - Hey, over here! The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands. - Yes, you are. Promotion . I'd rather not discuss 'til me manager gets here. On three, Patrick. Patrick, look. Krabs whispers a third 3️⃣ time ⏰] And now it's worse because I'm repeating ✂ everything you say into the microphone ☝? Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2 ✌! - Dinghy off the port bow! Enough gab. - Bald! Wait. SpongeBob: ♪...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪ Squidward: [interrupts him, and covers himself] SpongeBob! No, not because I cheated. Please, tell King Neptune all about me. Patrick, Squidward and I... Squidward: Pass. The hillbillies looks at each other as Dennis drives away. [He runs over to his calendar.] SpongeBob : Hooray ! Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting], Perch Perkins: Hello, Bikini Bottom! - A little help here! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Would you like to order something? All hail Plankton. Did you want to? Boat? Can't your father do something? What's going on? SpongeBob : Get a hold of yourself, Eugene . I got it! And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. - Shell City, here we come! - Are you sure? He stops ✋ in front of a giant castle ]. SpongeBob SquarePants. Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. Ah , the sea . I'll just stop thinking about it. What is this? Do you pronounce all the vouls vowls in friend, like fry-end or pronounce it like freend? Okay, let's go over the instructions. I'm the royal crown polisher. They're dead. Hold on. - Stalling! It's evil. Mr . It's not fair. - Go, Hasselhoff. Stupid contacts. I am the king. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. The road's getting kind of bumpy here. [Krabs has a big grin on his face]. - Phil. Plankton? SpongeBob stops screaming but Patrick continues screaming] Patrick. Neptune, I command you to... - Here you go, Daddy. - That's right. Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah Fill her up, please. ], SpongeBob: [excitedly] Yes! [Holds SpongeBob] Look at this little guy. [goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Formula inside it] Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Mr. Squidward, front and center, please. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Captain: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. [The perplexed crowd watches SpongeBob start to speak] People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of-. I wanna go home. Plenty for everybody. Hey, there's some fish folk. Now, everybody line up. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a... kid... Patrick: [slapping his forehead] What?!? [A black ⚫ boat with orange flames drives up ☝; SpongeBob's leg , wearing a black ⬛ boot with an orange snake on it in the shape ✴ of an "S," steps out of the vehicle when ⏰ it is stopped ✋, SpongeBob climbs ‍♂️ out of the limousine. - I heard enough. The most impressive thing about the Avengers: Endgame script is how the screenwriters were able to juggle all of the various characters and scenes and still somehow keep things coherent and entertaining. - We must be close by now. You done good, Hasselhoff. No resting! Get it together, old boy. You call that a distraction? [the word "customer " is heard echoing in the kitchen . - Hey, where are you going? I'm ready. And a wing nut. Now we're talking !! Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. I don't know where we are. I'm ready. I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down. And this... man... has got something to say to you.... [takes a deep breath and blows a long raspberry] There. They're like Cliff's Notes for your favorite movies, except Cliff thinks your favorite movie sucks. Waiter. Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. Somebody in here ain't a real man. - You got a name? Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. How? I'm gonna be bald? - Hooray! Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. King Neptune: [Continues screaming] Prepare to burn, Krabs! [Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe]. - What? King Neptune: And as for you....be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. - Hey. You know, the alphabet. Come along, Mindy. You're the baby! I know. But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men! [The film begins with with SpongeBob in front of an electricity box.] SpongeBob SquarePants. The new manager is a loyal , hard-working employee . We let everybody down. [gasps] Mr. That's insane. Get out! No, that we're just kids. We're gonna be men! But it's my job, Your Highness. - Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown? Mr ‍♂️. French Narrator : Hey , wait a minute ⏱. Here you go, Perch. Thinning! Like your father. - Shell City, here we come! [Guards bring a small prisoner fish shaking nervously ]. [yelling angrily and pounding on the table. [Lets the pirate ‍☠️ in the dinghy onto the ship ⛴, along with the trunk ]. [SpongeBob walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty.] Time to sing. I got it! Clear the room. The elevator stops at a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, where the Patty Wagon is kept]. [notices he doesn't have his trunks on] Oops. Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry. Promotion. Oh, no, this is terrible. I have to tell you something, Squidward. My beautiful crown! That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab . Krabs : The obvious choice for the job . Who's it gonna be, Gary? On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it.] We made it. - Bucket helmets for everyone! Come on, guys. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate ‍☠️ on a dinghy]. Custom preview. The celebration's off. The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. [Screams], [Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone]. K ✊. You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line. - But, Daddy... - Now! I can do it. Hip! - He can do it in nine. No, wait. Everything's gonna be just fine . Yes. Come on, pal. And I think we're next. - We're not kids. Help us! Yeah! SpongeBob [depressed]: I'm ready. [Patrick appears flying on a banner naked with a "Go SpongeBob" flag in his butt]. No, no, no! This Plan "Z " can't possibly fail ! SpongeBob : [Stops running ] Eww , I think I stepped in something . - I was bad, I'm sorry! Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. I'm tired of running. That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab . I mean, you understand? SpongeBob? While his back is turned , Plankton peeks out from be. Mr. Squidward, front and center, please. Back off! Are we dead? Bless you, Princess Mindy. Krabs whispers into his ear .] [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab .] [Goes outside] So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in]. Patrick ☘: Let's hear it for SpongeBob ! I mean, you understand? The key! - You did not get the job. DJ, time for the test. If nautical nonsense be something you wish ? And to be a manager, you have to be a man. I guess I could use one of those. Signed, Eugene Krabs. " SpongeBob and Patrick are about ready to get in the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob notices that the key is missing], [A fish is kicked through one of the Thug Tug windows and lands next to SpongeBob and Patrick, with many broken bones. Heck, yeah! By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. - Z? He's right. Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. Mindy: Daddy, please. What is this, Mindy? Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die. I like money . “Copypasta” is slang for something you can copy and paste to respond to people in various situations, although why you’d want to respond as a fake, grandiose Navy Seal we don’t know. SpongeBob : Hold the phone , folks , I'm getting an important ❌ news flash from Mr . Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV], Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done. And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Waiter, let's get another round over here. I know what I'm doing. You said it yourself, this is man's country. You got guts, kid. SpongeBob SquarePants . Pat, we did make it. - I'm going home, Patrick. SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, Squidward. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob: [Notices his watch] I'd better get going! [SpongeBob and Patrick obey and the boat jacker drives off in the Patty Wagon], [SpongeBob and Patrick slap their knees and laugh like Lloyd and Floyd, who don't seem to care. [Discovers that his crown is missing] MY CROWN! You folks have to leave. - Mindy! King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Depression. - You don't mean...? - Yes, but... - But what? We've got a situation in there I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. But you made one fatal mistake. Yeah! Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards: SpongeBob SquarePants! You understand-ager? Did you see my butt? - Closer, but no, no, no. You mean these? Okay, see you. Oh ! Very well, then. Sorry about this, calendar. Hip! Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen], Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Look! It's lemon-scented. Then it opens again with Patrick wearing his shorts] Congratulations, buddy. You got a family ‍‍‍, Phil ? So who blew it? Yeah. Yeah! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [she imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. I'm ready. SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Oh, yes. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. Squire: That would be nice. SpongeBob: Well, good luck with that. Woooo! Ten seconds to liftoff. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. - What is happening? Hip! Abridged Scripts are short(-ish) screenplays for films that just cover the highlights. I think I know what it is. Yay! - I paid . I mean, you understand? All hail Plankton. Money. All hail Plankton. Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? You've got nothing to worry about. Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. [the crowd applauds] First of all , congratulations , Mr . I got it. watch 01:20. ...six, five... ...for you... - No. Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. - Mindy! Howdy, Goofy Goober! Worship? Mindy: Daddy! Puff : We paid nine ⏰ dollars for this? [Runs into Patrick , who comes out of his rock ]. The obvious choice for the job. Mrs . Never mind the car, where's the road? Mr . Hooray! Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. Oh, there it is. Good luck, SpongeBob. [King Neptune gets even more furious as Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully tries to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment] Which is now in Shell City. [Everyone laughs ], [Plankton is watching ⌚ the entire scenario ♨ out the window of the Chum ✌ Bucket ], Plankton : Curses ! Karen: Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors. May he present himself to me at once. Yeah, I guess we did. [SpongeBob rings the doorbell, the customer opens the door] Blue Fish with purple stripes: Please. It's diabolical. ], [The scene changes to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. That's a big boot. [kicks him out the window], SpongeBob: Okay. Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! Hold on. The crowd begins to cheer and clap, but SpongeBob does instead. No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. Look at this little guy. - Kids? Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " got it! Have this pole executed at once. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. Neptune ‍♂️: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown . Hold on. We made it past everything! Kids rule! SpongeBob: That's what I'm talking about. [Jumps four times] I'm busy planning to rule the world! All hail Plankton. - Hey. Oh, boy. I'm going in. Goodbye. I'll give him a chance. Mr ‍♂️. Pass. - All hail Plankton. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Well, I had to go to the bathroom. Okay, Patrick, let's... You can let go now. We're gonna be men! - I know. SpongeBob: There's no shower at work. And it's finally gonna come true. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures. Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Thanks, buddy. Why? [He points to a billboard and reads it.] You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I'm begging you!! [Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits]. One secret formula to go, please. - But you can't go home. - Patrick, run. Plan Z, I love you. What? I got it. Sorry, Plankton. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you. On to Shell City. Mustard... er ketchup?! Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. And it’s finally going to come true ! [leans towards Squidward and shushes him]. Lord knows I've tried. [The movie starts with the 2013 Paramount Pictures logo. Nothing. ], [Movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos ❗], [the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents ⬇," "A Nickelodeon Movies Production ," and "in association with United Plankton Pictures "], [Seagulls flying ✈ across ➡ the sky ☁ while the screen pans ✨ and the open credits start . [The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom], Squidward: ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.♪, Squidward and SpongeBob: [In unison] ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...♪, Squidward: Huh? Yeah ! is written in spray paint on a wall with a dead or knocked out fish below it. [clears throat] The royal court is now in session. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Trying so hard. - What's going on here? Free? Squire, clear the room. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants!♪ [The pirates ‍☠️ hog the snack bar and get some popcorn . Ow ! ], SpongeBob: Stupid contacts. So... uhh... wet. [He runs over to his calendar ⏳.] Look-out Post Pirate: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. Then, Lloyd bends down and Floyd uses him for support.]. He's got money! I'm getting out of here! - Maybe it was... - Shut up! Oh! Emoji Movie Script. You mean that we're attractive? I'm ready, promotion... Plankton: [While being stepped on by SpongeBob] Ow! SpongeBob is wearing an aviator's outfit at the wheel and honks his horn to wake up the two hick gas station attendants, Floyd and Lloyd. Anyone else? I never agreed. Past the county line, Bikini Bottom's beautiful landscape is replaced by barren locations. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme ... More posts from the copypasta community. Then, SpongeBob lays on his side and balances one on his foot. All [But SpongeBob]: [Cheer and then lift SpongeBob up on their shoulders.] What you really wanted was inside you all along. - Please, settle down. Patrick: Ahem! It starts with an S. Mr. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab . SpongeBob: Hooray! While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly] No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. I got it! Patrick: We got him now! Krabs ♋: Yes . I'm ready. [He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. What is happening ? Can I help you with something, sir? Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton. I'm not in a Goober mood. [Jumps four 4️⃣ times ] I'm busy planning to rule the world ! - Covers your bald spot. It started out as a simple order: A Krabby Patty with cheese. [Makes patty as he tells Mr. Krabs the ingredients] I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! [throws SpongeBob to the floor]. Mindy, how dare you defy me. Plan Z! What? Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕. Script and Audio Log from Creator. Hey there, old buddy. Back up. All hail Plankton. What is this? Now, keep your eyes shut. [Goes outside and runs around in circles] I'm ready. Press J to jump to the feed. Giving? I think you're overreacting. Hello. Plankton yelps when SpongeBob tries to scrape him off]. Please, I'm beggin' ya...! I don't even remember why I was sad. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Can I have everybody's attention? I've never even eaten at... Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby. And it's finally gonna come true. War Thunder is basically the intellectual version of the FPS games … What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? Far from it, my friend. So you see, you can't quit. Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident], Squire: Oh, right. Oh, yeah. Everything is cracked or splintered, and the dim lights make everything look red. Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? The Patty Wagon. Spread. But it's my job, Your Highness. So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? He moves upwards ⬆ to get a better look at something with his telescope . Sponge-Bob Square-Pants ❗❕. So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Hey, SpongeBob, look! Neptune then shows Mindy his crown] What is this, Mindy? - Feast your eyes, Patrick. Yeah! - Twenty years in the dungeon it is. Patrick: Now you're talking. SpongeBob : I'm ready . - Squire. So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown. Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick. I'm the manager of this establishment. - Now, let's go home. Why? A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty? But we'll never be able to float down in time. SpongeBob SquarePants. - Now, get back against the wall. That's right, Squidward. - Daddy, haven't you forgotten something? Oh, no, this is terrible! - Okay. Let's find out. Now, pay attention, Squidward. - Your crown? - I'm David Hasselhoff. All right, let's do it for real. I got a little surprise for you. - But, daughter, I... - Please, Father? Bring the prisoner forward. Yes, you are. SpongeBob: [SpongeBob picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers.] How did you know my name? Because we're invincible! Which is now in Shell City. - Pardon me, miss. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " We're going to the place where all the action is. I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. They now have Goofy Goober hats on, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick], SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪. Mr . Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? - Patrick! Yellow, black. Sorry, Plankton. - Why do I always get the nuts? I got a wife and two beautiful children. Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. SpongeBob : Oh , thanks , Patrick ⭐. Very well, then. Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. How is this possible? - I better get out of here. And to be a manager ‍, you have to be a man . This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. I'm gonna head home, Pat. [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]. [Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket], Plankton: Curses! - You got a family, Phil? - Captain, dinghy off the... - Dinghy. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble ], Mr . Go ahead , Mr . SpongeBob! Okay, that's enough. SpongeBob then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. [She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot]. Mr . Promotion. I stole them from my father. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery The Krusty Krab restaurant, where... - Back up. [laughs] One secret formula to go, please. Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah...♪, Goofy Goober and Kids: ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪ [Cheering], [We then see SpongeBob sobbing at the Nut Bar]. [SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter, both of them burping after they are done]. Not a dork. This is the best seat in the house. Patrick: Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab . And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful and heroic young lad. And I'm also a goofball. Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job. Did I miss something? Embrace him. Krabs . An exhausted SpongeBob and Patrick continue their laughing as they walk down the road pirate Formerly the. No one who wears it to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket continues... 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